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God Works in Mysteriously Ways: Your Christian Hurricane Update

The good folks at the Christian Storm Center Bunker took a moment away from their busy schedule to hit us with the Christian Hurricane forecast. Also, Honey Boo Boo is adorable, if you believe the...

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Mission America’s Wildly Offensive, Scientifically Unsound Kids’ Guide to...

The good Christians over at Mission America continue to take an extended sabbatical from feeding the hungry, sheltering the homeless and helping the impoverished to focus on what really matters –...

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Bill Maher Eviscerates Focus on the Family (and Says Naughty Words)

“A Fire Island booze cruise sponsored by Lube,” y’all. Bonus: Ben Affleck is handsome again and no longer sporting Clay Aiken’s haircut! But seriously, if you’re doing the work of God, and God is...

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Preach It, Preacherman!

This begins like any other bigoted Xtian screed…WHEN SUDDENLY! I want to gay-marry that preacherman.

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Bored? Try a Missionary Position!

Good Lord. (via Christian Nightmares)  

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Watch an Ex-Gay Porn Star Preach About Anally Birthing a Devil

If the eyes are the window into the soul, then your butt is a doorway to the devil! Just ask gay porn star-turned-YouTube sensation Joseph Sciambra. Or don’t. Really, there’s no need as Sciambra has...

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1000 Dinosau…errr…Priests Sign Letter About Ickiness of Gay Marriage

Today in Yaaaaaaawn: In the letter, which is one of the biggest open letters of its type ever written, the priests claim that same-sex marriage could threaten freedoms in a way that was last seen...

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Can You Please Tell Me What This Catholic Excuse for Banning Gay Marriage...

San Francisco Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone makes the definitive Catholic excuse for preventing same-sex couples from marrying in a new interview with USA Today. Salvatore Cordileone: Crazytalker...

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Christian School Demands Lesbian Parents Divorce or Son Will be Expelled

Ah, God. The all-loving, all-knowing, all the channels on all the cable stations all at once all the time, magic space Santa in the clouds that wants every child to grow up in a home full of love and...

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Jerk Bishop: Attending Gay Weddings Makes God Not Love You Anymore

Providence, Rhode Island’s Bishop Thomas Tobin has penned a letter to the people of his state now that RI has become the 10th in the country to legalize same-sex marriage. Thomas Tobin: Waaaaaaaah! To...

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